My Egg can beat your Egg's ass!

Okay, maybe not. But I have to say, I LOVE my Big Green Egg! For those that have one, you know what I mean. For those that do not, then you don't know what you're missing. I'm referring to the crowd that likes to grill, bake, broil, boil, fricassee, saute, sweat, steam, and anything else you can do to cook food. Mine is fairly new so I'm still getting used to the temp adjustments and such, but it's an extraordinary apparatus for cooking. Good thing I bought it before I received my last 401k statement.

A virgin Egg being deflowered for the first time:

I like big BUTTS and I can not lie.....

Oh baby ...


Pull THIS! The pulled pork was awesome. Sorry you missed out. (sorry, no pics after the pork was pulled, it didn't last that long)

Although I wouldn't put myself in the Chris category for cooking, I thoroughly enjoy it and it's a passion of mine. Now if I can just get someone to clean up afterwards...

Plus, I always like using the words "pull" and "pork" in the same conversation as much as possible.

You think THAT'S funny?

Everyone has a sense of humor, some just need to find theirs. Occasionally I check out this site called Basic Instructions (http://basicinstructions.net/) for a good laugh. It's a comic strip written by Scott Meyer and I find it hilarious (new comics come out about once a week). Like me, it's very simple and to the point. No, I don't know Scott Meyer and he's not paying me for this, although I like the idea of that...

This is hilarious:

"Oh, I don't see any pictures of ME on your new blog..."

So after showing my wife Suzette my newest creation, sitting back all proud of myself, what's the first thing she says? That's right, you guessed it. So now Mr Bad Husband will post the obligatory picture so I can sleep in the bedroom again (HA HA). Here she is, my beautiful, intelligent, lovely wife of 7 years and counting:

Last Monday, we took Phoebe to DisneyWorld (Magic Kingdom) as a surprise for her birthday. It was the first time she'd been to Disney and she absolutely loved it.

Where's Mickey?

Pluto joined us!

A little bright outside....

Phoebe's a facepainter at 6 years old!

Here comes the night parade!

Bye bye Mickey!

Greetings everyone and welcome to my very first blog post! I'm creating this in a bit of a hurry (you know, because I'm so busy....) but I'll add more in a little while. Hopefully this will be somewhat entertaining for all that come here and I'll TRY to keep it clean. Thanks to my good friend Chris who's helped inspire me to create this blog (his is awesome by the way, you've got to check it out - Inane Thoughts and Insane Ramblings).

So for now, enjoy my daughter Phoebe singing as we're driving along, unknowingly being recorded. Daddies can be so sneaky!

South CaroooooLINAAA!!!!